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Animals love people raw.

Animals love people raw.

 MOST PEOPLE LOVE ANIMALS, WHEN COOKED.

You are well liked regardless of race, colour or creed.

You are well liked regardless of race, colour or creed.

This food for thought is not in good taste, you will find it not fit for human consumption.

Pig by any other name would smell the same.

Pig by any other name would smell the same.

 Do you love rare animals raw or would you rather them well done?

No Bull.

No Bull.

Venison is deer, barring lamb is more than dear it is expensive.

Lamb looking sheepish.

Lamb looking sheepish.

Pig can be disguised as pork, ham or bacon. Your best buy is fruit and vegetables at any price.

Spiders eat flies cows attract them.

Spiders eat flies cows attract them.

Health statistics show,

vegetarian is the way to go.

Cows and sheep would agree,

 this is the way to be.

If you think animal lovers are sentimental.

You can just try this out as experimental.

Try to look a cow in the eye,

while eating a steak and kidney pie.

This has nothing to do with piety.

This has nothing to do with piety.

Could you eat dog or horse?

 Then eat a cat for second course.

People may think pigs dirty and unclean,

 but not worry where a pork chop’s been.

People may think me very rude,

 turning them off their favourite food.

Duck into Mc Donald's..

Duck into Mc Donald’s..

  Are you over weight at all?

How is your cholesterol?

My words are quiet humane,

 what you’re eating is insane.

Eating dead bodies does not sound healthy or nice;

Say abattoirs instead of slaughterhouse and you won’t think twice.

You probably will not like what I have said,

if your stomach’s a grave yard for the dead.

This dog would rock you.

To eat this dog would rock you.

 

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